Monday, June 19, 2006

DEATH LIST



Not a long time ago, I started learning kung fu and Tai Chi. I instantly, felt so close to this culture of martial arts and Eastern philosophy, and loved it. Inspired by one of my favorite movies, (Kill Bill) I’d like to put this question to you all. Would u ever make a Death List, as Black Mamba did and what would be the reason for your revenge; U can also say how many names were in your death list.

5 comments:

Fudo Majinai said...

What a question!!!!

Of course I’ll do a death list!
1. First of all I’ll kill the 80’s (its an embarrassment to humanity(cultural-wise, I mean all started there; globalization, branding, modern slavery(Nike’s sweat factories in China etc), McDonaldization to name few of the reasons).

2. Then the 70’s (that’s because it took us to the 80’s and the drugs culture)

3. I’ll kill the shopping malls (they are so ugly, unnatural, claustrophobic).

4. I’ll kill the roads in all cities (too noisy, taking too much space, ugly and grey).

5. I’ll kill all the car parks and the car park meters (also taking too much space and are very ugly, and the car park meters look like headless ostriches (too vulgar for my vegetarian lifestyle).

6. I’ll kill the power plants and nuclear stations (no need to mention the reasons).

7. I’ll kill all the badly designed kitchen gadgets such as tin openers that fail to grasp the tins, I mean don’t they bloody test these products before they put them in the market???

8. I’ll make sure I kill all the calories from all eatable stuff (I can’t take it anymore feeling fat and overweight even if I’m underweight by 5 kilos.

9. I’ll kill all the beauty magazines because they make me feel fat and ugly!!!

10. I’ll kill physics laws (that’s because I can’t fly due to the physics rules and laws(that’s what I was told at school anyways)).

11. I’ll kill my inability to do things, that’s for sure! (Well, obviously because I want to do all the things that I can’t do like go parachuting or take up Tai Chi classes).

I can go on forever but these are the main ones…anyone out there with a plan to help me do that, please feel free to contact me.

Konstantinos B said...

Kill Civ Fudo. Good work!

Fudo Majinai said...

who is Civ?

Konstantinos B said...

civilization

Fudo Majinai said...

oh!...i dont want to kill civilization, we took the wrong turn, to my believe. so all i want is to go back and go the other way.